Sunday, June 1, 2008

The Mascot Diaries. Part 3.

Hello, my name is Niyniy.

I have been meticulously designed by top of the payscale teams of specialists, focus groups and market researchers to appeal to as many consumers as possible. I will smile at you warmly from keychains, t-shirts, and toilet seat covers. I will etch my smile into your psyche regardless of your defenses or tastes; and your wallets and purses shall heed my siren song.

And you will happily spend millions of yuan and dollars on products bearing my image and form to help make urgently required record profits for a few wealthy white men.

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