Although this may not be of great interest to many of you, today i am SO HAPPY because i have learned the answer to a problem which has irked me for more than a decade.
Which is:
How does a spring work?
Why does it always bend back?
How can you forge metal in such a way that it stores energy for decades or more?
So on a whim, a good 3 minutes before class started, it was the ideal time for distraction.
Thus i learned:
You can attach one heated metal to pre hardened metal, and then when it cools, it shrinks, and...
PRESTO!
The damn thing is locked in a perpetual state of stress and anxiety!
Forever bound to release drivers from bumps in the road.
To firmly clamp hair to the iron.
And make novelty penises bounce happily forevermore.
What a life!
Oh, the humanity!
Well then.
i hope you have enjoyed today's lesson.
Pop quiz on Monday.
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