Do you love the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Do you love Flea? Did you wonder why Flea named himself after a flea?
Well now i have 1st hand experience with fleas.
Fleas are tough motherfuckers. you can squish them with you finger, HARD, and they may squirm around uncomfortably afterwards, but it won't kill them. You have to squish them with something hard. Ok, ok, your fingernail will suffice.
They're fast. They can dart around into unseen depths of fur before you can get a finger on 'em.
They can jump. Surprsingly far and surprisingly fast. And they often do, at that critical moment, leaving their hunters cursing.
And frankly, the idea of camping out on some warm animal and sucking its blood seems pretty clever to me.
J was a bit annoyed as i expressed my flea admiration as we combed through XiaoQiao's fur, but them's the breaks.
This isn't even meant to be tongue in cheek, and yes, it's a shame that the fleas helped kill XQ :(