Well, i didn't see that one coming. This race was way harder than i was expecting. Please copy and paste the link below to read a fine example of my nonfiction and suffering.
http://english.cri.cn/6566/2012/07/04/902s710004.htm
Note: i didn't perform at all like i'd hoped to, so was totally shocked to see that i placed 30th out of 72. Oh yeah.